This is Britney at the scene of the little fender-bender she had yesterday (video is available on TMZ if you give a fuck). I guess she's trying to wipe the evidence off there. Or maybe she's checking herself out in the shiny, shiny surface of the car. Whatever. Bitch is squatting disgustingly while holding a tiny terrified dog moments after absent-mindedly striking another vehicle with hers. If ever a single image summed up a person's whole life...
On the bright side, at least there doesn't appear to be any pee running down her leg.
