The above are sketches Michael Jackson commissioned, which show the new "gangster chic" look he wants to adopt when he makes his big comeback.
Give me a second while I scream in horror.
Gangster chic? Hasn't Michael Jackson's whole career since the Smooth Criminal video been nothing but gangster chic? Is he ever going to come up with a new idea? Is he ever going to realize people are disgusted by him and just want him to go away (except dirty European assholes)?
Apparently not.
I actually hope Michael does try his comeback - because it's destined to be a disaster, and in these dark and trying times, I think we could all use a good hearty laugh at the expense of a hopeless freak.
