(Photo Credit: Steven Klein)I don't know why Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman are made to look like serial killer twins from a Marilyn Manson jerk-off fantasy on the cover of the new issue of W. But there they are. And of course there's an interview to go with the pic. Here's Scarlett objecting to being called a slut:
“I’ve been battered for saying that I don’t believe humans are monogamous by nature. The response was, like, ‘What a ho-bag!’ I didn’t mean that I don’t practice monogamy in my own life—of course I do! I’m not going to be in some tarty relationship. But I stick by what I said. I remember another time, I said I get tested for AIDS twice a year, and again that got spun as me being promiscuous. But I was single at the time, and I think it’s important to do that!”
Ho-bag - well if the shoe fits.
Scarlett on her support of Barack Obama:
“I will continue stumping for Obama until he’s elected. The past eight years have been painful for a lot of people. We’re in a state of emergency.”
She does know his candidacy is all part of an Islamic plot to infiltrate the government, right?
Natalie gets into the act too. Here she also yammers about monogamy:
“I’m into monogamy. But I’m not really into marriage right now. I sort of hate the legal aspect of it. What does the state have to do with it? Why are they making rules that say my lover can stay in the United States if they’re foreign or share my health care benefits because I’m straight—but if you’re gay, you can’t have that?”
I don't know Natalie - but I might be more inclined to take your views seriously if every sentence didn't refer to what you're "into" or not "into." You sound like every dumb-shit on MySpace.
Natalie on her bland public image:
“The only thing that’s a little bit annoying, is I feel that I come off kind of boring sometimes.”
Easy to fix that Nat - just make a video of you blowing some random guy. Or make a lesbian sex tape with Johansson. She's probably up for it - she is a ho-bag after all.
More bullshit here.
