Monday, March 10, 2008

Miley Cyrus May be a Lesbian


Miley Cyrus
has revealed that lesbian rocker Melissa Etheridge is one of her big musical inspirations.

Miley spoke about her new record to a Houston radio station:

I'm taking chances on the new album, it has a weird and crazy new sound. The last album was a little more produced, a little more girlie. I'm really a huge fan of The Killers, and another one of my favorite artists is Melissa Etheridge.

I love that mixture of techno-rock; that's a very Killers vibe; then you'll hear Melissa Etheridge, more earthy with her voice, and it's not a bunch of tuned-up stuff. You'll hear her voice crack, and it sounds awesome.

You can tell Miley is the daughter of a musician...all her crap about vibes and somebody's sound not being "tuned-up." That's probably how Billy Ray talks at the dinner table. "This dinner is a little over-produced Juanita. The green beans don't stand out from the potatoes and the asparagus is muddy-sounding. Somebody call Glyn Johns!"

Oh, and Miley likes Melissa Etheridge, so that makes her a lesbian.