Liz Hurley's really playing up that whole "I Married a Hindu Millionaire" thing isn't she? Too bad all the Hindus hate her for insulting their religion when she wouldn't take her shoes off or whatever the hell it was.
Gwyneth, meanwhile, remains Gwyneth...totally uninteresting. The sad thing for Gwyn-Gwyn is that she can't even fool Hollywood producers anymore. The best role she could wrangle for herself was Robert Downey, Jr.'s girlfriend in Iron Man - a part that human sleeping pill Rachel McAdams even turned down.
Two useless bitches.
