Tuesday, May 13, 2008

How Incredibly Stuck-Up is Maggie Gyllenhaal?


How far is Maggie Gyllenhaal's nose up her own butt? We get an indication from this line from an interview she gave with Interview magazine:

Interview: Do you have a lot of actress friends?

Maggie: I did a photoshoot with Gwyneth Paltrow and Liv Tyler and I was surprised how tall they were and I came away thinking those girls were not bad at all. I don't have many actress friends because I'm friends with academics.


Oh Maggie...you are fantastic. All your friends are academics. Right! Except you don't have any friends because no one can stand you, least of all academics.

That must've been some conversation between Maggie and Gwyneth during that photoshoot. Seriously...I'm surprised the entire universe didn't end up getting sucked down a black hole of snobbery during that particular convergence. If Keira Knightley had been there, it would've been the end of us all.

Maggie also spoke to Interview about her decision to take the role of Rachel Dawes in The Dark Knight.

Interview: Did you have any doubts about saying yes to a part like Rachel Dawes?

Maggie: Sure I did. I had huge milky boobs and was still in kind of a hazy mom state, and who likes girls-in-peril roles?


And then they added another couple hundred grand and gave you a week or they were going to call Kirsten Dunst.

Phony bitch.

(thanks Violet)