Barack Obama finally vanquished that Gorgon Hillary Clinton, so now he can return to relaxing pastimes like riding his bike.
Yeah, bike riding may be relaxing for Obama...but what about the pedestrians and motorists in the area? You know there are about ten Hummers filled with secret service guys following him. Somebody slams their door too loud in the neighborhood and it's just a flurry of guys in black suits and Obama disappearing. And Hillary in her secret headquarters with her satellite feeds just waiting for...well, I ain't gonna say it, but you know what she wants.
