I don't know who Brittany Snow is, but she apparently has a lesbian fixation on Natalie Portman.
"I have a huge girl crush on Natalie Portman," Snow revealed. "I was at this Oscar party and I saw her and I was walking up to her. I was introduced to her by a friend and she had a little bit of spinach on her collar bone, and I reached over and picked the spinach off her dress. Totally creepy."
Well Brittany, here's what you do. You seduce Natalie away from that creepy Devendra dude, then the two of you move to California, get a marriage license and have some minister from the Church of the Penthouse Classifieds declare you woman and wife. And then you get a nice little condo, buy lots of flannel shirts and Indigo Girls CDs and live happily ever after.
