Showing posts with label Brittany Snow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brittany Snow. Show all posts

Monday, August 4, 2008

Blonsky Defense


Brittany Snow stands beside fellow nobody Nikki Blonsky, who was arrested Friday for her part in an assault at an airport in the Caribbean. "Nikki is one of my really dear friends, and she's not a person that I would ever expect to have that controversy … surrounding her," said Snow.

"But at the same time, you know things get misconstrued in this business. I really hope the best for her, because ... she's one of the sweetest girls I've ever met, so I just hope it works out – and it will, because she's a good person, and good things happen to good people."

And bad things happen to people who snap and beat the hell out of other people (for instance - they get to spend two years developing new and interesting fungal infections in a jail in the Caribbean). Sorry but this Snow character just doesn't know what the deal is. Blonsky and her old man are meth-cooking Reno 911 types all the way. Being in show-biz doesn't suddenly give you class. Exhibit A: Lindsay Lohan. Plus you just know Blonsky is seething with rage. People don't get that fat if they're happy with themselves.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Brittany Snow's Lesbian Fixation on Natalie Portman


I don't know who Brittany Snow is, but she apparently has a lesbian fixation on Natalie Portman.

"I have a huge girl crush on Natalie Portman," Snow revealed. "I was at this Oscar party and I saw her and I was walking up to her. I was introduced to her by a friend and she had a little bit of spinach on her collar bone, and I reached over and picked the spinach off her dress. Totally creepy."

Well Brittany, here's what you do. You seduce Natalie away from that creepy Devendra dude, then the two of you move to California, get a marriage license and have some minister from the Church of the Penthouse Classifieds declare you woman and wife. And then you get a nice little condo, buy lots of flannel shirts and Indigo Girls CDs and live happily ever after.