Sunday, June 15, 2008

Selena Gomez isn't Trying Hard Enough


Selena Gomez is 15, and still hasn't posted any pictures of herself licking her friends in the face or cuddling with her 22-year-old lover. What's up with that? Doesn't this girl wanna be a star?

Someone at Disney needs to get up in this girl's face and tell her what the deal is. Goody-goody doesn't sell. You gotta tramp it up. Prance around in some short skirts and hooker boots. Blow kisses like a Paris streetwalker. Email naked pictures of yourself to the Jonas Brothers.

Come on little chiquita...before Elle Fanning runs over your ass.