As a gossip blogger, I am obligated to say something about the post-pregnancy Jessica Alba. Um...er...well...she looks good I guess? Sorry, that's all I can muster. She was boring before and she's boring now.
There is one intriguing thing about Alba actually...this nagging sense of unworthiness she carries with her. People call her "Miseralba" because she always seems so unhappy...to me it's like she knows deep down that she's a terrible actress and doesn't deserve all the attention she gets. If she possessed a voice with which to express her inner-most, half-formed thoughts, she'd admit she hates being in movies, hates being famous, and would rather be an anonymous schlub. Except for the money and the perks.
