The firestorm swirls around Madonna's head, yet she continues going about her Madonnaly business. Is it fair to refer to the Rodriguez/Madonna/Ritchie/Kravitz/Rodriguez business as a "firestorm?"
I don't doubt for a second that Madonna roped in Alex and made him her Kabbalah sex slave. She can't keep her hands off the Latin boys. And he doesn't strike me as the MENSA sort, making him a prime candidate for seduction via fad religion. I don't blame Cynthia for dropping him like a bad habit. He seems like a primo dirtbag. The only innocent victim here is poor Lenny Kravitz, who just wants to smoke dope and make terrible music.
