They get to go to high-end restaurants like London's Scotts in Mayfair dressed like they just fell off a bus in Wichita.
Honestly Gyllenhaal...it would've killed you to throw on a suit and tie? Oh, I get it...you don't care dick about appearances. You're above all that superficial shit. Yeah, well...I quote Oscar Wilde:
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.
In other words, people of thought realize that appearances matter, that you can tell valid things about people by how they look (and only blind fools hide behind the "surfaces don't matter" argument). And what am I to think of you Jakey? That you're trying really hard to convey some kind of eccentric-rebel vibe. Much too hard if you ask me.
Put on a suit. Shine your shoes up. Use deodorant. Don't turn into Keanu Reeves on us.
