Matthew McConaughey's current fuck Camila Alves gave birth Monday night to a son. The kid was born in L.A. (not on a beach in Costa Rica with the bongos playing and the reefer reefing?) and weighed 7 lbs., 4 oz..
Sorry Matthew, but your kid came too fast after Nicole Kidman's. She's much bigger than you to begin with, and then you timed it bad. And everyone's still waiting for Angelina. You got totally overshadowed. And when will you be dumping Camilla?
