Duffy is to British pop stars what Hayden Panettiere is to slutty little starlets. She's boring. She never gets in trouble or has her picture taken staggering around with coke in her nostrils. She never flashes her extra nipples on television. No one ever accuses her of fucking for tracks. She can sing but so what?
Duffy is so dull and normal that she even considered a career as a commercial fisherwoman. "I tried it for one day," Duffy said. "It was absolutely disgusting. I had to get the bus home and I stank of fish." Yeah, but you didn't stink of liquor or puke or jizz. You didn't vomit blood or show up at your husband's court date bombed out of your mind. Dullsville.
