Little country pop-tart Taylor Swift is dating Joe Jonas of the infamous Jonas Brothers. Of course they're not having sex...they're both too pure for that. Joe and his brothers even took some kind of virginity pledge. That of course doesn't include homosexual intercourse and getting slammed in the asshole by your strap-on-wearing blonde hillbilly girlfriend. Jesus, that is cuteness overload isn't it? Those two are better than a basket of kittens.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
A Swift Kick in the Jonas
Little country pop-tart Taylor Swift is dating Joe Jonas of the infamous Jonas Brothers. Of course they're not having sex...they're both too pure for that. Joe and his brothers even took some kind of virginity pledge. That of course doesn't include homosexual intercourse and getting slammed in the asshole by your strap-on-wearing blonde hillbilly girlfriend. Jesus, that is cuteness overload isn't it? Those two are better than a basket of kittens.
