Somewhere along the line I must've signed up for Us Weekly's daily newsletter, cause I get an email from them every morning updating me on the doings in Hollywood. This morning, the following headline appeared in my inbox:
Breaking News: Co-Star: Jen Garner is pregnant.
Obviously a huge development in the life of Jennifer Garner...but breaking news? Um, no. "Giant asteroid about to destroy Topeka." That's breaking news. "David Beckham rushed to hospital after tearing ballsack during huge gay orgy." That's also breaking news. Nothing involving Jennifer Garner's womb could ever be considered "breaking news," unless doctors discovered a cure for cancer or Jimmy Hoffa in there.
