"Britney Spears Hard at Work on New Album," screamed the headlines from every blog in the land. And, "Britney Spending Summer Making New Record." All bullshit apparently...bullshit disseminated by Spears' record company, Jive, in a desperate bid to tear her away from the TV and movie projects she has her little heart set on.
Well really Jive, who gives a flying squirt? Let Britney do her TV cameos and her movie appearances. Let her devote her life to making the greatest jello mold in history if that's what she wants. Hasn't she made you enough money? You're like a pimp who doesn't care that his best ho is played out and flappy-cunted...you want her back on that street-corner even if it kills her.
