Nobody likes anybody as much as Mario Lopez and Eva Longoria want us to think they like each other. It's not humanly possible. Especially when one of the two people involved is as huge a douche as Mario. I want to like Longoria, but her taste in people has to be cast in serious doubt over her attachment to this guy.
Also...is it just me or is Mario slowly morphing into Wayne Newton? Longoria's new hair is hideous too. Okay, I've judged them enough.
