Societal menace Andy Dick has finally been arrested. The alleged comedian was nailed by cops in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, CA at 1:15 this morning after he allegedly groped a 17-year-old girl's breasts and pulled her top down. Police found pot and a Xanax in his possession after the arrest (check his rectum for the rest of it). The initial call was made after someone, probably Dick, caused a disturbance in the parking lot by urinating. He is being held on $5,000 bail, charged with drug possession and sexual battery.
What Dick did isn't enough to get him sent to the pen forever, but nevertheless, I am happy. I have been wishing for this day for many years and at last it has come. This is so many times better than Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie being sent to jail...those bitches are mere annoyances, but Andy Dick is so irritating he is actually destructive. I believe that Dick's very presence on earth has eroded our sanity to the point where we're about to go extinct. Hopefully, he will now do us all the favor of killing himself. Then the balance will be restored.
