What happens in Jessica Simpson's brain every time a camera comes near her? Why does she have this weird instinct to open her mouth? I have a theory: I think Papa Joe used to videotape her sucking his dick. So, now, every time she sees a camera, there's this Pavlovian response. Well, I'm no Freud...it's just an idea.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Open Mouth, Insert Whatever
What happens in Jessica Simpson's brain every time a camera comes near her? Why does she have this weird instinct to open her mouth? I have a theory: I think Papa Joe used to videotape her sucking his dick. So, now, every time she sees a camera, there's this Pavlovian response. Well, I'm no Freud...it's just an idea.
