Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Aniston Denials

Jennifer Aniston's people are denying rampant tabloid/blog reports that she's pregnant and getting set to marry John Mayer. The crap is mostly coming out of OK! Magazine which claims the wedding will be "low-key" and that Aniston will wear Vera Wang. Anyone who knows anything about anything knows the reports aren't true. Mayer ain't silly enough to knock Aniston up and he sure as hell ain't silly enough to marry her. Those dreams may come true for Jen one day but John ain't gonna be the one who does it. I give that relationship another three months tops.