
The recent Bob Saget roast snagged Cloris Leachman as one of the roasters. "I'm not here to roast Bob Saget," quipped Cloris, "I'm here to fuck John Stamos." Cloris unleashed another doozy, described by Rush and Molloy:
Looking at a dais filled with the likes of Jeff Garlin, Gilbert Gottfried, Jeffrey Ross, Norm MacDonald and Jon Lovitz, she took pity. "I have five vibrators older than most of you. The difference is ... mine still work."
Priceless. Love you Cloris. Please don't die like Estelle Getty.