A new book claims that turdbucket bigot gay-basher Jerry Falwell was broke at the time of his all-too-belated death. The writer, Dirk Smillie (nice name douche), says Falwell lost most of the fortune he accumulated robbing old people in a $20 million folly called "Liberty Village," a Christian community he tried to create in Virginia. The town was supposed to provide people a "faith-based lifestyle" but instead it has become a training ground for SWAT teams. "He was a bold entrepreneur, but he was a bad businessman," says Smillie. "I don't think his wife even let him have a checkbook. He raised hundreds of millions for conservative causes, but didn't raise much for himself." Sure. He was just so big-hearted and generous. Why don't you admit the truth dude? He lost all that money on gambling and male hookers with giant schlongs who used to double-team him. Jerry loved it in the ass. Couldn't get enough. Now he's being ass-fucked with a flaming pitchfork. Sucks to be him.
