Nikki Blonsky's father Carl has been denied bail and will have to sit in a damp Caribbean pokey as he awaits trial for assault. Carl's lawyer cited his client's health problems in arguing for bail, saying, "He volunteers at his local church, coaches softball, baseball and soccer. He is taking Xanax, Crestor, and has nerve damage to his arm. He takes Percocet." Jesus, that dude's a pill-popping mess. He must be jonesing like a mofo. Maybe now he'll learn not to pound the shit out of women.
