Dick-swinging Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin has flown into Vladikavkaz to be closer to the action in South Ossetia and Georgia. You mutts who live with your heads up your butts may not know that the Russians have been bombing the shit out of Georgia and driving tanks in and blockading and all that other war-like stuff. Yes, there is a world outside of what Britney is doing with her snatch today.
Putin is such a chest-thumping gorilla it makes me kind of laugh. It should be no shock that Bush could look into this fucker's eyes and know all about him...they're basically the same type. And hey, if Bush can invade Iraq just for giggles and oil profits, why can't Putin order air strikes on civilians in Georgia? You've got all those bombs sitting around...might as well use them.
Unfortunately, I'm certain cooler heads will prevail and the Rooskies will pull out. Putin is just feeling around to see how much he can get away with...he's not ready to go all-out on this thing. I still say Reagan should've made a faintly glowing lunar landscape out of Russia when he had the chance, but I suppose they would've just retaliated and fucked the hell out of Canada and Mexico with all their off-target shit. Obama should have fun dealing with these crazy fuckers while George is down in Crawford driving his new bulldozer.
