Mad Men Reads

Frank Rich on Mad Men vs. Woodstock.

Longish Mad Men Vanity Fair piece plus lots of fun Annie Leibovitz shots of Jon Hamm and January Jones looking sexy as fuck-all.

Tyra Teaming With Miley for Teeny Talk Show

Media mogul Tyra Banks is joining forces with MySpace/YouTube tramp Miley Cyrus to create a new teencentric talk show.

"Miley already has a huge following among teen girls, so her show would likely be successful," a source said. "Tyra sees Miley's potential."

Miley's first guest? Annie Leibovitz.

"So Annie, tell me. What did it feel like to corrupt my morals?"

Then Billy Ray comes out in a clown suit, dumps a bucket of pudding on Annie's head and drags her out back.

In the meantime...could someone explain to me how the fuck Tyra Banks ever became as big as she is? This vapid bitch's popularity is only slightly less perplexing than the mystery of Judge Crater.

Miley Cyrus Goof Video

Fairly amusing goof on the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair shoot. Suggets that Billy Ray has an unhealthy fixation on young Miley and that Disney is in favor of slutting up her image. Don't know what to say about the big Annie Leibovitz nose. Somewhat touchy there. I guess if you can make fun of redneck incest you can do a Jewish big nose joke.

Annie Leibovitz Shoots Chris Noth and Sarah Jessica Parker

Annie Leibovitz shot Sex and the City stars Chris Noth and Sarah Jessica Parker for Vogue. I'm not sure why Sarah Jessica is wearing a dress fashioned out of my old bathroom rug. I'm also not sure why she's posed like a runway model in a stiff headwind. Or why she's wearing a kettle on her head. Anything to distract from her face I guess...