Thank You, Bill, From The Bottom Of That Stone I Call A Heart

Terminator Salvation director McG has revealed to The Guardian that he was once headbutted on the set by a famous actor who starred in Scrooged and is not Carole Kane.

"I'm reintroducing the fist-fight to movie sets," McG explained. "I don't think there's been a film I've made where there hasn't been some kind of physical fight. I mean, I've been headbutted by an A-list star. Square in the head. An inch later and my nose would have been obliterated."

When pressed to name the star McG replied, "Nah, I probably shouldn't. But it was Bill Murray. Y'know, it's a passionate industry."

Oh yeah McG? Bill Murray once headbutted you? Now why would he go and do that? It couldn't have been because you go around calling yourself "McG" could it?

Take a hint from Bill's cranium and drop the stupid name. And while you're at it...quit making movies. You suck so bad, even Michael Bay laughs at you.

Dirtbag Bill Murray Divorces

It was only a couple weeks ago that we learned from Bill Murray's wife Jennifer what a degenerate boozing sex-fiend wife-beating piece of shit he is. Now Jennifer is officially free of the miscreant, having been granted a divorce which gives her custody of their four kids plus two houses and child support.

And Bill's free too...he can fuck all the bimbos he wants, drink, smoke dope, get in fights with other drunks and endlessly recite lines from his old movies in a vain attempt to not seem like a depraved old has-been. In spite of all this, I still love Groundhog Day and Lost in Translation. I'm not one of these idiots who expects movie stars to be paragons of virtue. I know most of them are assholes and many of them are unregenerate scum. I'm not naive.

Bill Murray is a Wife-Beating Drunk

Bill Murray has been fooling us all these years. The actor is not in fact an amiable guy, but rather a wife-beating booze-hound/pot-head sex-addict.

This at least is what his wife Jennifer Butler Murray says he is. And I think she'd know.

Jennifer made the accusations in a divorce filing in Charleston County, South Carolina, and is also seeking a restraining order against Murray, with whom she has four children, all minors.

Ms. Murray alleges that Bill has spent the last 10 years beating on her, cheating on her, boozing and smoking pot. One incident related in the complaint has Bill hitting her in the face and telling her she was lucky he "didn't kill her."

Actually Bill, it sounds like you're lucky she didn't kill you.

In fact, why didn't she kill you? Maybe she should have.

Oh, I see...the pre-nup guarantees that Jennifer gets $7 million in the event of divorce. So she'll get the money then hire someone to kill Bill. Good deal.

Clooney's New Piece Of Tail

George Clooney has himself a new girlfriend - a cocktail waitress and former Fear Factor contestant named Sarah Larson. Here we see them in Venice a couple days ago being all openly affectionate and shit. Hmm, wonder if Sarah enjoys beard burn. Wonder if she enjoys sucking down George's stale-booze breath.


I don't want to start a rumor, but...doesn't she sort of look pregnant?



Oh look, it's Bill Murray being all funny. Maybe he's doing his lounge singer Star Wars bit again. That never gets old. Or perhaps he's doing some of his great lines from the movie Caddyshack. It's in the hole? Really? Jeez Bill, is it ever not in the hole?

Bill Murray - Just Another Drunk-Ass Slut

Over-the-hill funny-man Bill Murray has done the sort of thing one expects over-the-hill funny-men to do - get arrested for driving a golf-cart drunk around the middle of Stockholm. Swedish police say Murray was tooling about at a low rate of speed in the cart when he was pulled over, and that the smell of alcohol was plainly evident on his breath. He refused to take a breathalyzer so the police blood tested him, and now it will take 14 days to get the results back. The comedic actor, best known for his work in Caddyshack and Scrooged, has signed a document admitting to being inebriated while operating the golf-cart, and has agreed to let a police officer plead guilty for him should the case make it to court.

What exactly is the punishment for operating an electric vehicle in Sweden while under the influence of cheap liquor? Maybe the Swedes will get creative. Perhaps they'll sentence Murray to relive the same day over and over - a day which includes being woken up by a Sonny & Cher song on the radio, getting splashed by the same car and not being able to get Andie MacDowell into the sack. Or maybe they'll make Murray don an unlicensed positron collider and bust ghosts. Or they could send him to boot camp where he gets on the bad side of a grouchy drill sergeant played by the late Warren Oates. Or perhaps they could dispatch him on a mission to kill a shark who ate his fellow oceanographer. The possibilities are endless and largely stupid.

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