Clive Owen Has a Huge Head

I never noticed before what a gigantic cranium Clive Owen has. I guess most famous people do have big heads, but damn...that thing's freakish. Like, Olsen Twin-sized.

Clive Owen Is Disheveled

Clive Owen hit The Today Show to promote his silly new movie Shoot 'Em Up. I think Clive might've been out the night before, how about you? Hoisting a few with the boys. But keeping his hands off the ladies of course - Clive is a devoted family man. Uh-huh.

Clive Owen Doesn't Screw Around With Actresses

Sexy Clive Owen says he would never have an affair with a female co-star - because his family life means too much to him. As Clive tells Playboy in its September issue:

I so value what I've got at home with my wife and kids that I've never fucked with that. For me, that's what it's about. ... I've had some great times with actresses, but that's in a movie. It's a fun thing to do, but it's not love. So I never have a problem with that. ... My relationship is everything to me. I'm often doing incredibly exciting plays and films, but that would mean nothing if I were floating around and didn't have a solid family behind me. Sarah-Jane is an absolute diamond.

You know what that means don't you? Yup - Clive is fucking around. Come on, you know he is. People who go out of their way to insist they love their wife so much they'd never cheat - those people are cheating, or have in the recent past. I'm thinking Clive's boned every leading lady he's ever worked with - except Jennifer Aniston because, as we know, no one actually fucks her. That's okay though - as long as Clive eventually returns to the wife and kiddies and does what's right by them, he's entitled to a little on the side. A man's got needs, you know?

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Clive Owen Quits Smoking. I Don't Know, He Still Looks Pretty Smoking To Me

Superhot actor Clive Owen has given up smoking for the sake of his family. Said Clive to Details magazine:

I talked about it all through the pregnancy, but I didn’t do anything about it. I had smoked since I was fuckin’ 14. I always used to say to myself, I’m going to die of lung cancer. That’s the choice I’m making. And then when Sarah-Jane [Owens' wife] was pregnant, I couldn’t think about anything else. I just had this image in my head of breathing smoke in a baby’s face. You just think about it going into their little lungs. And when Hannah was born, I stopped. Hard. Dead.

All right, I'll be honest - I don't give a damn about Clive Owen and his kids. He could puff smoke into their faces 24 hours a day for all I care. I just wanted to throw up a picture of him. Damn. I'm gonna watch Closer again tonight. That scene where he says all that nasty stuff to Julia Roberts gets me so hot. I want to be verbally abused by Clive.

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Armani Men

Let's play a little game of who's the hottest (with pics from last night's Armani Oscar celebration):

Contestant Number 1 - Clive Owen:

Crabbie loves Clive - he's half a caveman, yet still strangely elegant. Ooh, but is he getting a little paunchy?

Contestant Number 2 - Josh Hartnett:

All right Josh, here's the deal - if you're gonna go casual, go casual. The jeans are fine, but um - the jacket? Why does it look like it's about to stab you in the chin? It almost seems like Josh showed up at the party with his regular old rolled-out-of-bed duds on, and somebody said he needed a jacket, and this was all there was. I want to believe that anyway. Unfortunately, I have a sneaking hunch Josh picked this out for himself. It makes him look like a waiter for the undead.

Contestant number 3 - Leonardo DiCaprio:

See Josh? That's how you do dressed-up-but-not-too-dressed-up. No tie. Unbuttoned collar (but no chest-hair showing). Little chin-stubble. Leo wins.