Showing posts with label Rachel Zoe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rachel Zoe. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2009

This Is Why We Love You Tom

Tom Cruise is a very rich man. He could hire someone like Rachel Zoe or Ken Paves to tell him how to dress, how to do his hair, how to walk even. But he refuses, and why? Because whatever he's done has worked for him so far. So, why should he change?

Dork works for Tom. Dork will always work for Tom. Dork is what Tom is.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Is There Anyone Hotter Than Rachel Zoe?

I mean besides your dead grandmother who has been worm-food for a good ten years.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Check Lohan's Trunk

Rachel Zoe has fled her West Hollywood home after it was broken into and some thousands of dollars worth of designer crap was stolen. Dear Rachel: Wanna know where your stuff is? Just get a search warrant for Lindsay Lohan's trunk. She's a klepto. Actually, Rachel is reportedly planning on moving in to Sierra Tower where Lindsay herself once resided before being kicked out for turning the place into one huge party pad. Why did I just tell you that? Do you care where Rachel Zoe is going to live? No. I hope the Sierra Tower people have a lot of Glade on-hand - you just know this bitch reeks.