Sarah And Todd Palin To Divorce

A list of things Sarah Palin sucks at:

Politics
Speaking English
Parenting
Making Intelligent People Take Her Seriously
Not Getting Owned By Katie Couric
Marriage

She's approaching the whole marriage issue the same way she approached all the shit being thrown at her in the political arena: by running away like the coward she is.

They're not going to stay together for the chiiiiiiiiiildren?

Fuck the bitch. You're better off Todd.

13 Suitcases?

The Washington Post says Sarah Palin bought 13 suitcases to carry all the clothes she purchased using Republican party money and the credit cards of McCain staffers. 13 suitcases. And silk boxers for Todd. But it's all just bitter McCain aides getting revenge on Palin by making up lies about her. Right? Well, the Republican donors whose money went for Palin's shopping spree aren't amused anyway, and have reportedly sent a lawyer to Alaska to get her to give the shit back. The bitch is basically a criminal. And there are still some people dumb enough to stick up for her, like Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin. What a farce. McCain would strangle her if only his arms...oh, forget it.

Palin Speaks

The crazy lefties over at Americablog think Palin seems defeated in this video. I don't know. She seems the same as always to me - perky in a phony way that is probably aided by some form of medication. By now, the candidates are supposed to know whether they've won or lost, by the exit polling data the public isn't supposed to be privy to until after the polls close. Unfortunately, the last time, the exit polls told John Kerry he was president and he was getting all ready to give his victory speech - and we all know how that turned out.

Hollywood Halloween Costumes: Tobey Maguire

Lots of people will be going to Halloween parties etc., dressed as Sarah Palin (all thinking they're being really cool). Todd Palin, I fear, will be under-represented by comparison. Tobey Maguire, at least, has done his part to close the Todd Palin Halloween Costume Gap. It's not very inspired and it's conspicuously lacking a snowmobile racer outfit but I give Tobey points for the witty commentary of the "I Heart My White Trash Wife" hat.