Falcon Heene Entertains The World

Anderson Cooper got a kick out of this clip of Falcon Heene cursing during the prep for the Heenes' big lying-to-America's-face interview, conducted by that nutless creep Wolf Blitzer. If only the media had as much moxie as little Falcon.

Busted

Balloon Boy Falcon Heene's mother and father wasted no time setting up an interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer. Only problem: dad forgot to drill little Falcon in what he was supposed to say. So, when daddy asked Falcon why he hid in the attic when he heard mommy and daddy calling, Falcon blurted out, "You said we did it for the show."

Of course Wolf Blitzer, being the big-time journalist he isn't, didn't even bother pressing the question, but went on letting the asshole reality show jerk-off Heenes use him like a bitch. How does that bearded pile-of-shit sleep at night?

Police have said they don't believe the Heenes are guilty of a hoax, but the case is "still open." Uh-huh.