Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Your Glamour Women Of The Year Are...



Victoria Beckham.

And just to prove her worthiness, she wore this outfit to the presentation. Hey Posh - I think you forgot the pants. Is it just me or is she morphing slowly into Brigitte Nielsen?




On the subject of useless skanks - yes, Sienna Miller was there too. Sorry, but Sienna is about two years and a bad housecoat from looking like Graham Chapman in a Monty Python bit. Is there an exploding penguin on her telly?



Who is Sienna licking on in this picture? He looks like a shoe-bomber. Damn, that's not the sort of guy you want to have sit down next to you on a plane. Come to think of it, Sienna's not the kind of chick you want to have sit down next to you on a plane either. Could you imagine listening to that bitch yap for several hours? And you just know she's the kind of nitwit who bops around in her seat while listening to her iPod. "Keep your elbows to yourself sweetie. And no, you are not the Dancing Queen."



Musta been free booze.



Too bad there weren't free face-lifts. Not that anything would help Teri Hatcher at this point.

Is that a dent in the middle of her forehead? Dear God, she looks like Tori Spelling after a terrible hot-grease accident.