Mike Myers made no friends among Conan O'Brien's staff when he appeared on the hulking funnyman's late-night program last Wednesday.
The Love Guru star, reports Page 6, made backstage people nuts by sending them out for, "Silk nondairy creamer, Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer," then bitching when the seltzer they brought him was the wrong brand. Some poor sap then had to run out and get the correct brand of seltzer.
That's about the moment when I personally would've split the bastard's head open with a fire extinguisher. But then again I've always had anger issues.
In other news: Myers' new film The Love Guru is a huge box office bomb. I see Wayne's World 3 on the horizon. Or maybe he could go back to playing the nutty German guy with the monkey. He must've done something funny in his life that he could dig back up.
