John Mayer is still a dog it seems. In Touch features the following account of his prowling activities in Amsterdam from a woman he tried his charms on:
On June 20, John approached Chaton Anderson, a writer from Manhattan Beach, Calif., and sat beside her at her table. “I think he thought I was from Amsterdam, because he said, ‘I am John and I am a singer,’ ” Chaton tells In Touch exclusively. “I laughed because I knew who he was.” Chaton, 32, also was aware that he has been dating Jen. “I asked him what his relationship status was,” she explains. “He said, ‘It’s vague.’ I asked him what that meant and he said, ‘You know, it’s very vague.’ I just laughed. I never mentioned Jennifer and neither did he.” Chaton gave John the number of her prepaid cell phone — but the phone was later stolen. “I’ll never know if he called or not,” she says. What she did say is that John was acting very much like a single man. “I never would have guessed he had a girlfriend at all,” Chaton adds.
The stolen cell phone bit is a strike against the story, otherwise it washes...especially when Mayer uses the term "vague" to describe his relationship status. That just sounds like something Mayer would say. Otherwise this could be a struggling writer trying to make a name for herself in worm-like fashion. Come on though...does anyone doubt Mayer is still is a player? Aniston's problem is simple: She wants the excitement of dating younger, less-settled men, but still apparently craves a stable relationship. Well shit Jen, go out with someone old and boring.
