Monday, October 6, 2008

Fatheads

Never thought I'd live to say this but Leonardo DiCaprio seems like an even bigger asswipe than Russell Crowe. Russell may be a phone-throwing little cunt but at least he doesn't preach at us like Leo. Blood Diamonds. Like I give a fuck about slave labor in Africa. Somebody's gotta dig the shits out, don't they? Paying people fair wages just jacks up the price. How the hell am I supposed to afford a new diamond-encrusted toaster cozy then, huh Leo? Go fuck supermodels and leave the rest of us alone, okay you smug little punk?