Shameless Miley Cyrus makes out with Minnie Mouse at her Sweet 16 party at Disneyland. Kissing Miley must be like sucking on alcohol-soaked dentures. Where was her little boyfriend the underwear model? Probably getting it on with Donald Duck some place. By the way, Miley still isn't really 16 - that marvelous event doesn't happen until November 23. And the next day Jesus will come back and we'll all load into his van and drive off to get pancakes in heaven.
