Invictus Trailer

Here's a trailer for Clint Eastwood's Oscar-bait entry for the year, Invictus. It sounds like it should involve Centurions and people buggering each other in bathhouses but it's actually about Nelson Mandela and some rugby player. Anyone else miss the good old days when Clint directed himself in corny movies about orangutans and country singers?

So Important

The most important thing in the entire world happened last night. Yes, I'm talking about the premiere of Angelina's new movie Changeling. This is an incredibly serious movie about incredibly serious things and Angelina is incredibly serious in it. So you better see it when it comes out. Unless you just want to be a frivolous person who doesn't care about all the important things Angelina cares about. I'm pretty sure this movie will change the world in some really positive way. It was directed by Clint Eastwood who only makes serious, important movies that change the world in positive ways. And most important, from Angie's perspective, is all the Oscar nominations Clint's movies always get. You know how bad Angie wants another little golden baby in the family to keep the other little golden baby from feeling lonely and left out. She figured she'd get one for A Mighty Heart but - surprise - she didn't even get nominated. She will almost certainly get nominated for this and may very well win. Unless it turns out her performance is just a bunch of shrill, screeching melodramatic nonsense. Then it will be up to Brad to bring home that second little golden baby for the family. And that, we all know, ain't gonna happen (unless people start winning Oscars for handsome squinting and silly comic flailing).

The Academy wouldn't dare gyp Angelina twice in a row though, would it? I mean, they do know who she is, right? They do realize that without Angelina keeping the universe in balance the whole thing would tip to one side and we'd all roll onto the floor and get squashed by giants. Yeah, better give her the Oscar. Or at least a Golden Globe. And Brad? Eh...what does he need an award for? He has Angelina.

Lindsay Lohan Pisses Off Clint Eastwood

Lindsay Lohan has a talent for antagonizing people, as she proved again Thursday night by pissing off movie legend Clint Eastwood.

The incident happened at trendy eatery Madeo. Clint was reportedly enjoying a quiet dinner of easily-masticated food with friends when he became annoyed by what was going on in Lindsay's group, which included three men, one women and numerous paparazzi. Clint said to his friend, "She brought all those paparazzi. Fifteen of them. Did you ever think we'd see the day with all this? I'm going out the back door so I don't have to deal with all that."

Yeah Clint, you show that attention-grubbing harlot - by sneaking out the back door.

What the fuck? Is this Clint Eastwood or a member of the Davis family? Whip out your piece and cap the bitch Clint. We'd all love you even more for it.

To be serious for a second...if I were the paparazzi I'd be worried about stories like this. Cause Clint Eastwood - he is no one to be trifled with in California. Dude has serious political clout. No one cares if the paps run Lindsay off the road and kill her, but mess with Clint's mashed nanners? If the old school Hollywood big-timers ever get together and decide to have something done about the paps, believe me, the paps will be dealt with.

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The Old Fart and the Governor

Arnold Schwarzenegger congratulates Clint Eastwood upon his induction into the California Hall of Fame. I hope he didn't grip Clint's hand too hard. Cause Eastwood's bones are about like chalk by now.