Grandma Forgets

Goldie Hawn is starting to slip. First you forget to put on your bra, then you forget where you live, then you just plumb forget. The kids should get a GPS tracking chip implanted - makes it easier when she starts wandering around the neighborhood looking for the dog she lost when she was six.

Starved For Yuks

Jessica Simpson's new film Major Movie Star debuted in Russia as the #1 movie in the country. The film stars Simpson as a washed-up film actress who enlists in the army...hmm, dippy blonde rich girl hits rock-bottom and enters the military. That doesn't sound the least bit like a certain Goldie Hawn vehicle from the early '80s. What the hell is going on in Russia that this thing would be their #1 movie? I almost feel sorry for them. It's been a bad year for them, between this, their little war with Georgia and having Sarah Palin constantly spying on them from her porch.