Courteney Cox and David Arquette had a cook-out. Other famous people were there like Portia de Rossi, Ellen Degeneres and, yes, Jennifer Aniston. And Laura Dern was there too...I'm not sure if I should count her as famous anymore. Anyway, they're all sitting there enjoying their grilled Komodo dragon burgers or whatever the fuck rich people eat, when this helicopter comes down with this guy hanging out of it who starts taking pictures. I don't know about you but I'd be climbing into my anti-aircraft turret right about then. I'd bring that sucker down.
About Jennifer Aniston...she wasn't actually invited to the barbecue, but when she heard about it she immediately rushed over. Courteney and David didn't really want her there because she's such a drag but they knew she'd pitch a fit if they didn't let her stay. She's so needy.
