From the way out of leftfield department: TMZ reports that Spamalot star and overall dickweed Clay Aiken has donated sperm to artificially inseminate his best friend, 50-year-old record producer Jaymes Foster.
Apparently, Clay has made a habit of staying at Foster's house whenever he's in L.A. But nothing ever happens when they're together. Well, there was that one time...but Clay was really drunk that night and totally forgot he was gay.
By the way...sources say Clay plans on taking a role in the raising of the yet-to-be-born product of his ejaculate. That ought to be an interesting conversation when the kid gets old enough. "Well son/daughter, one day your mommy decided she wanted to have a baby despite being way too old. So she asked me if I would donate some of my sperms and I said yes. So I popped in my tape of Spartacus and got out a little plastic cup. And mommy took the special God-juice with the sperms in it and put it in a turkey baster. And then I don't know what happened because I've never seen woman parts and don't even know where they're located."
