Did Sarah Larson harbor any illusions that she was the one who would finally tame eternal bachelor George Clooney?
If so she is one disappointed stripper...cause George has finally, and we assume permanently, given her the heave-ho.
Emphasis on "ho."
George's reps refused to give details about the split, but one "insider" was willing to yap.
"George is relieved to be single again," said the source. "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.
"The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down."
Translation: He is a whore.Actually, I'm shocked the thing lasted as long as it did...almost a year. George doesn't usually keep anyone or anything around that long, except pot-bellied pigs.
Now he's free to chase a new stripper. And Sarah Larson? Obscurity beckons.
