Lindsay Lohan has become engaged to her boyfriend
Samantha Ronson. The two were spotted kissing and cuddling at
Sean Combs'
Cannes party, then Lindsay was photographed sporting an engagement ring at a
Dolce and Gabbana event.
There's been a rumor going around for awhile now that Samantha is actually female, making her and Lindsay lesbian lovers. But that is the most preposterous thing I've ever heard. If Sam Ronson has a vagina, then I'm the queen of England.