Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Michael Lohan Thinks Lindsay is a Lesbian
Dina Lohan may be in absolute denial about Lindsay having gone over to the carpet-munchers, but Lindsay's dad Michael is not.
Speaking to Us Magazine, Michael said Lindsay's romantic feelings for Samantha Ronson are "evident to anyone with half a brain," adding, "[Lindsay] is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."
That's not exactly a blessing from Michael...but it's still better than Dina's pathetic attempts at sweeping Lindsay's lesbian preferences under the rug entirely.
Seriously Dina, what the hell is wrong with you? Why can't you just accept that Lindsay has a taste for tuna and be cool with that? How backward are you?
Wake up and join the 21st Century, bitch.
Honestly, does anyone blame Lindsay for preferring women? Look at the way men have always fucked with her...starting with Michael. Dina should have sympathy for this, considering her own issues with men.
Then again, if you want to be brutally honest about it, Lindsay hasn't exactly had great experiences with women either. Starting with her mom...and working all the way up to Samantha who blatantly sold her out to the tabloids when she was on one of her famous benders.
Lindsay has basically been betrayed over and over again...but thankfully she has inherited her mother's talent for hiding her head up her own butt. Otherwise she would've killed herself by now.