Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Tony Romo Tells Papa Joe to Back Off


Hovering pervoid Joe Simpson may be ruining his daughter Jessica's chances at happiness with football stud Tony Romo.

Jessica and Tony's recent relationship troubles have reportedly been largely due to Joe's insistence on running every aspect of Jessica's life. Tony was ready to split altogether, but agreed to give it another chance...on the condition that Papa Joe get off his back.

And how is Papa Joe going to take this? Not well, I'm guessing. In fact, I doubt Tony will be in the picture much longer than a week. Joe will get in Jessica's ear and that will be the end of it.

It's pretty obvious by now which of Joe's daughters is his favorite. He was happy to marry Ashlee off to Pete Wentz...but he'll never let anyone marry Jessica (until he finds a country where it's legal for him to marry her himself).