Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen will never stop sniping at each other...I hope.
The latest round of Sheen-Richards unpleasantness has centered around Sheen's claim that Denise sent an email to Charlie's fiance Brooke Mueller asking Charlie to donate sperm so Denise could turkey-baster herself with it and produce another creepy, staring kid.
Richards, naturally, has vehemently denied this ever happened.
"I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm," Denise said. "I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low."
Richards also describes the response she got from Charlie after a recent message she sent him:
"Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold. His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you fucking whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.
"He missed Dad's day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?"
Sheen's reps have hit back at Denise's denial of the sperm email:"Denise seems to be denying the existence of [the] e-mail. This goes beyond a he-said-she-said. We have an offer from a [live] TV show. They will bring a computer expert to diagnose the e-mail and to verify it was sent by her e-mail address and to verify it was neither altered nor edited. Computer DNA - it is conclusive."
What show do they have a deal with, America's Biggest Dirtballs? The Craziest, Most Fucked Up People on Earth? What channel is this show on and at what time will it be airing? Are Charlie and Denise going to be on together? Better run them both through a metal detector first...wouldn't want any unfortunate stabbings, bludgeonings or shootings happening on live TV.
