Kirk Douglas frolicked with some school kids in a playground he and his wife paid for. Kirk's at that age where he just doesn't give a fuck anymore. So what if he breaks his hip? Soon he'll be flat on his back with a tube up his asshole anyway.
No, that's not the mummified corpse of Dr. Laura...it's Kirk's wife Anne. One reaches a point where plastic surgery can no longer do one any good...but Anne didn't really feel that point out. So she's still going.Please tell me Kirk doesn't use Viagra so these two can...oh God...
