Here's a story sure to warm the cockles of your evil little heart...it appears Nick Hogan is having a turrible time adjusting to his new life as a convict in county jail in Florida.
"Nick's doing really bad," a friend told Page 6. "He's struggling to even form a sentence."
And before he was Oscar Wilde?
"They have him in a cell by himself," the friend went on, "isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn't understand how awful jail really is until now."
That sounds really bad...I'm not sure Nicky deserves it. I think the authorities need to come up with a different punishment for him.
I know...maybe they could bash him over the head with a blunt object until he loses the ability to speak, think or do anything for himself!
That seems fair.
