Wednesday, May 21, 2008

John Mayer F**ks Good According to Jennifer Aniston


Jennifer Aniston
can't help but brag to her friends about what a great lover her new boyfriend John Mayer is.

"Jennifer is calling John the best ever lover," a source told the National Enquirer. "In fact, she can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage."

In other words, Mayer will go down on her but Pitt wouldn't.

Mayer will pretty much do anything I reckon...that's why that freak Jessica Simpson was so into him.

Okay, I'm tired of these two already. Mayer...hurry up and dump the bitch. That's when this thing gets really entertaining. Unless you're Courteney Cox and David Arquette and have the bear the brunt of Aniston's grief and confusion. Those two might just bite down on cyanide capsules.