Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Poor Naive Jennifer Aniston Thinks John Mayer is a Keeper


Jennifer Aniston has not yet picked up the unmistakable horndog vibe coming off John Mayer, but actually thinks he's a keeper.

"Jen thinks John could be ‘The One’," said a source. "She’s usually pretty cautious when it comes to dating but, with John, she has decided to follow her gut feelings."

The feeling she's been following is in something a little lower than the gut I think. And either way, the brain has been entirely left out of the equation.

Obviously, Jennifer is one of these masochistic people who inevitably set themselves up to have their hearts broken. She's a rejection addict is what she is. On some weird, sick level, she enjoys the misery and the gallons of Chunky Monkey and the calls to Courteney Cox at three in the morning where she pours her little heart out while Courteney sits there rolling her eyes.

John, meanwhile, is just a skirt-chaser. He feels nothing.